The First Post

It’s Christmas eve eve in Vancouver. So begins the blog of one Steven Michael Palmer.

What will you learn, or unlearn, here?

I will teach you to be rich. Slowly. Very slowly.

Like, really very slowly.

You will become a better dancer while learning to cook quick and easy meals and at the same time improving your memory. Finally, no more embarrassing re-introductions at parties.

I can also tell you that we’ll be shaving 2 and 3/4 inches from your waistline while you bank away a tidy little contribution for retirement. Happiness and a good life are guaranteed.

How do I plan to accomplish this? I do several things which may or may not help you. To make a living, I encourage pixels work together and get along like a happy family. For fun, I make music and I make art. Both not nearly as much as I’d like to.

And with a swift toss, this blog has hit the fan. Cover your faces.

2 responses to The First Post

  1. brett tackaberry says

    hey, how about a little love for M4K? (http://www.m4kottawa.org).

    Any big plans for New Years?

  2. steve says

    those mustache growing assholes? you’re right – i should send m4k ottawa a little love. they shall be added to the bookmarks.

    keeping it on the down low for NYE. we’re taking a train ride through stanley park to see some holiday lights and going out for dinner. apparently they do fireworks here too but we haven’t quite figured out where.

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