UFC Has Taught Me Much…

I admit it. For a long time I’ve joked that UFC is latently homosexual but recently I’ve realized that I was totally wrong. There’s nothing latent about it. Let’s take a closer look at this sport — two half-naked young men Nair-ed from head to toe (including armpits) in peak physical condition that wrestle in such a manly way that they undoubtedly end up in some variation of the missionary position… which is usually the point in the fight when they both run out of energy and just cuddle (er… tussle) while lying down on the mat for a while.
Brokeback boxing? Nothing gay about that!
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