Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it)
As somebody who hasn’t seen probably 99% of the films that even the most casual movie buffs would consider essential viewing, I sympathize with this girl. And I would guess that I could probably do equally terrible retellings of Rocky, any Godfather, Rambo, and Scarface… to name a few.
The Rolling Stones, U2, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, Eric's Trip, Hayden, KISS, Sloan, AC/DC, MGMT, The Black Angels, Eddy Current Suppression Ring, Pixies, The Beach Boys, Guided by Voices
Hans Solo is a common mistake.