Nice to meat you
Yes, these are business cards made with two things: meat and lasers! What a fucking brilliant idea.
“Hey man, great to chat with you today. Let’s keep in touch.”
“Oh, your business card is made of meat? That’s odd.”
“Not really. Grab my contact info and then enjoy the snack.”
“Is it safe to eat the ink?”
“It’s not ink, my friend. It’s seared into the meat with lasers.”
“I know I only met you 15 seconds ago but I’m going to offer you our CEO position right now.”
