Chris needs an iPhone
Ok, so Chris doesn’t NEEEEEED an iPhone but he really dropped the ball on his latest smartphone purchase, opting for the poster child for why it’s important to test products before releasing them: the Blackberry Storm. Yes, and it’s been downhill ever since he got it. And yes, he really regrets buying the iPhone “wannabe” instead of an actual iPhone.
So I took pity on the guy and we hatched a micro-site to help him raise the money to a) get out of his current contract with Bell and b) purchase a new iPhone. Sounds suspicious, you think to yourself. Why give some wanker money for buying a shit phone? Good point.
Here’s the deal: you give Chris a little money towards getting the iPhone and he’ll give you something in return — he’ll smash the hell out of his Storm in whatever ridiculous way his supporters (i.e. you) suggest and videotape for all of the interweb to enjoy. I think it’s worth a small contribution.
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