Nice to meat you

posted May 6, 2009 in Interweb

meatcards

Yes, these are business cards made with two things: meat and lasers! What a fucking brilliant idea.

“Hey man, great to chat with you today. Let’s keep in touch.”

“Oh, your business card is made of meat? That’s odd.”

“Not really.  Grab my contact info and then enjoy the snack.”

“Is it safe to eat the ink?”

“It’s not ink, my friend.  It’s seared into the meat with lasers.”

“I know I only met you 15 seconds ago but I’m going to offer you our CEO position right now.”

Objectified… and other stuff

posted May 6, 2009 in Interweb / Left Coast / Movies / Music / Work

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve posted so here’s a recap of what happened…

I went to Toronto for FITC… and we won an award! Also got a super cool gift from Relish for the whole famn damily. Gosh you guys are clever.

4206_175681255181_770050181_6776402_7858462_nI became an uncle. I just missed meeting Dylan Matthew (no Facebook profile to link to yet) by an hour and change. He was literally born as I my plane was taxiing on the runway to head back to Vancouver. To be honest, I’m kind of mad that my sister couldn’t push him out sooner but I’m sure I’ll forgive her in time.

Mish and I went to see night #2 of the Weakerthans and Constantines 2-night stand of the Rolling Tundra Revue at the Commodore. That was a seriously good show. It’s probably been 5 years since I’ve seen the Cons play (I’m pretty sure it was with the now-defunct Royal City at Babylon) and they quickly reminded me that they are a smoking live band. Huge sound and tight as hell. Even though I think I’m an album or two behind I forgot how many of their songs I knew.

Monday night we went to the Showbox in Seattle to see the Shins. I find those drive-there-and-back-the-same-night shows always sound like a good idea on paper when you buy the tickets but not so much when you’re jet-lagged and have to hit the road at the end of a long work day. All that aside, the show was great and it was super sweet to see the band in a cozy venue like that. It was all ages and Mish and I ended up standing next to David Bazan (who is – or was – Pedro the Lion) and his little daughter… who was dancing up a storm. The set finished at midnight, which was decent, but the drive back was especially painful. Since I was tasked with driving I loaded up on a concoction of sugar and energy drinks designed to keep me awake for the required 2 hours. I think my sugar buzz was just trailing off as we entered Vancouver but I managed to hold it together and not launch the car off the road into a ditch. Lesson learned… stay in a hotel room next time, cheap ass!

Last night we went to see a screening of the documentary film Objectified at the Rio, which is a great old (recently restored) theatre in town. The director/producer Gary Hustwit was there and answered questions afterwards. Pretty good film all in all… it’s a nice overview of the massively huge topic of “design” and how it fits into our everyday lives. Obviously he featured designers from great brands like Braun and Apple but there’s a notable absence of any kind of analysis into the IKEA phenomenon — “high” design at low prices that basically falls apart if you ever have to move it. Mish was going to ask him why he basically glossed over IKEA but was way too chicken to put her hand up and ask it in front of everybody. Fortunately somebody else asked a simliar question and his response was basically that IKEA is a bit of a touchy topic in design circles and he didn’t want to take sides. Fair enough. Here’s the trailer… enjoy.

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Happy Record Store Day

posted April 18, 2009 in Music

I celebrated the 2nd annual Record Store Day today with a trip down to Zulu Records in search of some vinyl.  Let me tell you, I was not disappointed.  I made 4 wonderful new friends (pictured below).

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The internet summed up in 2 minutes and 24 seconds

posted April 18, 2009 in Interweb

If somebody wandered out of the woods and had never had any form of contact with any humans in their entire lifetime, I would show them this to explain what the internet is.

This woman has pipes

posted April 17, 2009 in Music

If you’re not one of the 22+ million people who have watched this video in the last week then get the hell on with it.  Susan Boyle is officially here.  Where did she come from? The middle of nowhere. Er, rural Scotland.

Last week she landed on the stage of Britain’s Got Talent where she proceeded to slay the entirely skeptical audience and judges with a seriously incredible performance.

And to all you single men in the crowd, you’re in luck — she’s 47 years old, never married, doesn’t have a job and lives with a cat.  And she sings like an angel.

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Pirate Bay verdict is guilty

posted April 17, 2009 in Interweb / Thoughts / Wow

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Looks like the verdict has finally come in and it’s bad news for the Pirate Bay — guilty.  While this is definitely a landmark case in the realm of piracy, torrents and the distribution of copyrighted materials, it’s expected that the defendents will appeal the decision and that it could be years until the final decision is made.

It’s interesting to note that the guys behind Pirate Bay were convicted on “intent” rather than on the technical workings of the site.  I’m no lawyer, but I think that’s always been the legal safety net for the webmasters in these situations — dubbed the “King Kong defense”. Since they’re not actually storing the copyrighted materials on their servers or initiating the transfers they aren’t committing any crime. The users are. According to them, at least.

If this verdict sticks then maybe we’ll see Canadian and American courts taking notice. I’m sure they’d just love to put the screws to those pirates.

Aux

posted April 9, 2009 in Interweb / Music / TV

I just discovered Aux yesterday. It’s a web-based video channel that calls itself “real music television”.  So far colour me impressed.  High quality video and a slew of shows hosted by Canadian musicians and music icons.  Really cool stuff.

Here’s one episode from a show called Strange Notes hosted by George Pettit from Alexisonfire.  This is part 1 of a 4-part show where he hangs out with Attack in Black in Welland, Ontario. Rockalicious.

Anvil: The Movie

posted April 3, 2009 in Movies

If you’re in Toronto right… now… you should be getting in line at AMC Dundas & Yonge to go see Anvil: The Movie

This looks absolutely epic.  Hoping it shows on some Vancouver screens.  Right now it’s a pretty limited run.

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Bruno trailer

posted April 3, 2009 in Movies

Sacha Baron Cohen is back… Bruno comes out on July 10 (pun intended) and holy crap it looks hilarious.

Post SxSW roundup

posted March 26, 2009 in Art / Jukebox / Music / Thoughts

OK, time to come to grips.

SxSW 2009 is over. I’m back to the usual grind of NOT seeing fifty bands and drinking twelve beers a day. Or was it twelve bands and fifty beers? I wish I could remember. Fortunately I was documenting the experience by updating Facebook about every 5 minutes with a blow-by-blow account of the every mundane detail of my time in Texas.  I’m sure those of you that un-friended me for melting down your friend feed know what I’m talking about.

So here’s a quick recap in nature’s most lazy format… list form!

Bands that I had never heard of but discovered were awesome

  • The Fresh & Onlys San Francisco, CA
  • Blackholicus Austin, TX (listen to this band… and then think that the girl fronting the band is like 4’6″ tall and just SLAYS on bass)
  • Capsula Buenos Aires, Argentina
  • Thee oh Sees San Francisco, CA

Bands that I either knew or suspected were awesome and verified them as such

I totally screwed the pooch and missed seeing these bands (despite 2 of them playing 4+ times during the weekend… how did I manage to do that?)

Some photos that I didn’t take… but I was there!

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The Fresh & Onlys at Beer Land

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Capsula at Agave

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King Kahn & the Shrines at El Sol y La Luna

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Priestess at El Sol y La Luna